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I'M TELLING YOU I'M NOT A DOG

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Style: Classic Kid Hoodie

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The Spoiled Sweet Collection: I'M TELLING YOU I'M NOT A DOG

For the Dachshund Mom who knows her Doxie isn't just a dog—he's her fur-baby! This heartfelt, cute, and highly relatable design is the ultimate expression of the special, pampered status of a Dachshund in the family.

Design Story

This touching graphic features a beautiful, stylized illustration of a Dachshund's face looking upward, capturing a look of deep loyalty and affection. The accompanying text, set in bold, distressed typography, humorously conveys the dog's inner monologue: "I'M TELLING YOU I'M NOT A DOG, I'M A BABY AND MY MOM IS ALWAYS RIGHT." This design perfectly plays on the fact that Dachshunds are often treated like children by their owners. It's an ideal piece for any devoted Doxie Mom who spoils her long-bodied companion and proudly defends his title as the family's true baby.


Key Features

 

Feature Description Benefit
High Sentiment Focuses on the "fur-baby" and Dachshund Mom relationship. Highly effective for emotional purchases and meaningful gifts, especially for Mother's Day.
Relatable Humor Playful claim that the dog is a baby and Mom is always right. Instantly connects with the large community of loving, indulgent dog parents.
Stylized Art Features a beautiful, detailed illustration of the Doxie's head. Appeals to customers who prefer a realistic, artistic style over cartoons.
Breed Specific Clearly features and references the Dachshund (Doxie) breed. Strong SEO targeting for Dachshund Mom apparel and gifts.

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Available Products

 

Item Material / Specs Why It’s Irresistible
Women's Scoop Neck Tee Soft, lightweight cotton · Flattering fit The perfect comfortable shirt for the Dachshund Mom to wear while doting on her fur-baby.
Ceramic Mug Durable Ceramic (11 oz or 15 oz) For her morning coffee, a constant reminder of the most important (and right) person in the house.
Cozy Throw Blanket Ultra-soft Fleece/Sherpa Blend The ultimate comfort item for snuggling with the "baby" on the couch.
Nursery/Wall Art High-quality poster or canvas print A funny and heartwarming addition to the living room or bedroom.

Perfect For

  • Dachshund Moms: The ideal gift for Mother's Day, birthdays, or just because.

  • Pet Parents: Anyone who treats their dog like their child.

  • Humor & Slogan Fans: People who appreciate witty, affectionate pet commentary.

Care Instructions

  • Apparel (Tee & Hoodie): Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low to preserve the detailed print quality.

  • Ceramic Mug: Dishwasher and microwave safe.

  • Plush Throw: Machine wash gentle cycle in cold water. Tumble dry low.


Over the summer and winter months, finding suitable clothes for your kids may not pose too much of a challenge. However, it gets a lot trickier to find appropriate clothing with the right thickness during those spring and fall months. 

Thankfully, our soft and relaxed-fitting hoodie serves as the perfect answer for those cool in-between months! Lively and charming images printed on high-quality material, this unrivaled combination makes our hoodies the best attire for your young ones.

Perfect for changing weather

This hoodie provides the perfect level of warmth with fabric of medium thickness and a cozy hood – ideal for fall and springtime.

High quality material

Crafted from cotton and polyester, our hoodie provides the perfect balance of softness, durability, and warmth. 

This fabric is gentle against the skin, ensures excellent shape retention and resistance to pilling. 

Printbase's Classic Kid Hoodie is the perfect choice for cool weather or relaxing after a workout.

Fun & two-sided prints

Kids love fun & colorful shirts baring their favorite, vibrant images. This hoodie offers all that and more, with two sides both vividly printed!

Product details:
Material: 50% cotton and 50% polyester
https://img.shopbase.com/files/internal/media/162694371237cb0ef091.png Tumble dry
https://img.shopbase.com/files/internal/media/1621940201b963b8aab1.png Do not bleach
https://img.shopbase.com/files/internal/media/162322759296c5be9964.png Machine washable

Disclaimer

  • Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, sizes of items listed in descriptions are approximate and actual size may vary slightly.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, alignment of images may vary slightly.

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