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2 Dachshunds Ago

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Style: Washed T-shirt

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Description

The Doxie Addiction Collection: 2 Dachshunds Ago

For the Dachshund parent who accidentally became a collector! This hilarious, retro-style, and completely relatable design is the perfect way to acknowledge the slippery slope of Doxie addiction—because once you get one Wiener Dog, "normal" is gone forever.

 

Design Story

 

This graphic uses a distressed, vintage athletic aesthetic, making it look like a well-loved college tee. The bold, chunky text reads: "I WAS NORMAL," followed by a large number 2, and then "DACHSHUNDS AGO". Two distressed Dachshund silhouettes flank the number, cementing the theme. This design is perfect for anyone who started with one dog and quickly welcomed a second (or third, or fourth!) into their life, fully embracing the chaos and love of multi-Doxie ownership. It's a funny, honest tribute to the irresistible nature of the Sausage Dog.


Key Features

Feature Description Benefit
High Relatability Acknowledges the "dog addiction" struggle common among pet owners. Excellent conversation starter and a guaranteed hit with multi-dog families.
Retro/Vintage Style Distressed texture and athletic-style typography. Appeals to customers who love nostalgic fashion and a worn-in look.
Breed Specific Clearly features the beloved Dachshund (Doxie) breed. Strong SEO for targeted searches like "funny multi-Doxie shirt" or "Dachshund addiction gift."
Humorous Quote The phrase "I Was Normal 2 Dachshunds Ago" is instantly witty. Sells well as a humorous gift for birthdays or to celebrate a new addition to the pack.

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Available Products

 

Item Material / Specs Why It’s Irresistible
Unisex Vintage Tee Soft, distressed cotton blend · Relaxed fit The perfect comfortable shirt for the owner who's given up on "normal."
Cozy Crewneck Sweatshirt 50/50 cotton-poly fleece · Retro style Essential for those cozy nights in with the entire, un-normal pack.
Ceramic Mug Durable Ceramic (11 oz or 15 oz) For those mornings when you realize how many dogs you now own.
Sticker Pack High-quality vinyl die-cut sticker Great for adding a laugh to a laptop, dog crate, or multi-dog car bumper.

Perfect For

  • Multi-Dachshund Owners: Anyone who has two or more Wiener Dogs.

  • Humor & Retro Fans: People who appreciate sarcastic, nostalgic pet humor.

  • Gift Givers: An ideal housewarming or birthday gift for a new Doxie family.

Care Instructions

  • Apparel (Tee & Sweatshirt): Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low to maintain the distressed look.

  • Ceramic Mug: Dishwasher and microwave safe.


 Our Washed Shirt is the perfect blend of relaxed style and easy comfort. Designed with a pre-washed finish, it feels like your favorite worn-in tee but looks polished enough for any occasion. Whether you're dressing up with chinos or keeping it casual with jeans, this shirt is your go-to layer for a laid-back yet put-together vibe.

We provide high-quality products with a variety of sizes and colors, helping you easily coordinate your outfits for any occasion. Regardless of gender or situation, the shirt will bring you comfort and personality.

- Lived-In Softness – Pre-washed for a comfortable, broken-in feel right from the first wear.

- Breathable & Lightweight – Perfect for all-day wear, season after season.

 

- Versatile Styling – Roll up the sleeves for a relaxed look or tuck it in for a smarter outfit.

-Timeless Colors – From classic stonewashed blue to muted neutrals, made to match everything.

 

Product details:
Material: Cotton
Lay flat to dry
Do not bleach
Machine wash cold

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  • Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, sizes of items listed in descriptions are approximate and actual size may vary slightly.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, alignment of images may vary slightly.

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