The Clingy Companion Collection: Personal Stalker

For the Dachshund owner who knows the meaning of a Velcro dog! This funny, relatable, and slightly mocking design perfectly captures the daily reality of owning a long dog that insists on being involved in everything you do.

Design Story

This brilliantly humorous graphic is styled as a mugshot, complete with height lines and stencil-style text. Front and center is a sweet, pleading Dachshund face, clearly guilty of being a "PERSONAL STALKER". The dog holds a sign featuring paw prints and a bone, and the punchline below reads: "I WILL FOLLOW YOU WHEREVER YOU GO BATHROOM INCLUDED". This design is an instant laugh for any Doxie Mom or Dad who can’t even take a shower without an audience. It's a highly marketable, sarcastic tribute to the breed's clingy, loving nature.

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Key Features

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Perfect For

• Dachshund Owners: Anyone who loves their clingy pet and has a good sense of humor about it.

• Humor & Sarcasm Fans: People who appreciate witty, self-deprecating pet humor.

• Gift Givers: A perfect, funny gift for a friend with a Wiener Dog for any occasion.

 

Care Instructions

 

• Apparel (Tee & Cap): Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low to preserve the bold print quality.

• Ceramic Mug: Dishwasher and microwave safe.

• Wall Art: Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth.