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Description
You Have Just Buttered Your Last Biscuit: Draw Your Snacks!
Forget tumbleweeds-the real danger in the West is messing with a Pug’s treat stash. This collection features the toughest (and squishiest) sheriff in town, ready to enforce the law of the land: Thou Shalt Not Steal the Last Biscuit.
Design Story
Yeehaw! This design transforms the lovable Pug into a rugged, standoff-ready Western hero. Dressed head-to-toe in weathered cowboy gear-complete with a starched hat, long duster coat, and spurs-this Pug means business. In one paw, he grips a classic revolver, and in the other, a coiled lasso. The text delivers the punchline with perfect Southern grit: "YOU'VE JUST BUTTERED YOUR Last Biscuit." (Note the single red block highlighting "YOUR" for dramatic emphasis.) Printed in deep navy blues and sepia tones reminiscent of old wanted posters, this design is for anyone who knows Pugs have the attitude of a gunslinger when it comes to food.
Available Products
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Item |
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Why It’s High Noon Ready |
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Unisex Tee (Light Blue/White) |
100% ringspun cotton (4.5 oz) · Classic fit |
Light fabric perfect for those hot saloon days. The cool blue and white options make the vintage illustration style pop. |
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Women’s Tee (Pink) |
100% ringspun cotton (4.5 oz) · Feminine cut |
A softer backdrop for this tough-talking pup, creating a hilarious contrast between Western grit and feminine style. |
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Cozy Hoodie |
50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz) · Double-lined hood |
Keep warm while you patrol the ranch (or the kitchen). Perfect for those chilly prairie nights or late-night snack raids. |
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Ceramic Mug |
Durable Ceramic (11 oz or 15 oz) · Microwave Safe |
The ideal way to face the morning showdown. Fill it with coffee-you’ll need the caffeine to keep up with this sheriff. |
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Plush Throw |
Ultra-soft Fleece/Sherpa Blend |
Even the toughest outlaw needs a comfortable spot to rest their spurs. Snuggle up with your own hero and dream of biscuit showdowns. |
(All items are printed using durable, high-quality inks to ensure the Pug Sheriff’s star stays shiny and his threats remain clear wash after wash.)
Perfect For
- Pug Parents: Especially those whose Pugs guard the pantry with an iron paw.
- Western Enthusiasts: Fans of country music, cowboy culture, and classic duels.
- Foodies with Attitude: Anyone who takes their snacks very, very seriously.
- Gag Gifts: The ultimate funny present for a friend with a dramatic flair.
- Humor Lovers: If you believe your dog is the undisputed boss of the house.
Care Instructions
- Tees & Hoodie: Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Wash with similar colors to keep the sepia tones rich.
- Mug: Dishwasher safe, but handwashing is suggested to maintain the crisp lines of the gun and rope.
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Staying hydrated is vital, but how much careful consideration have you given to your mug of choice? A good-quality mug promotes the taste and scent of any drink, and we have for you the Beverage Mug that is sure to steal your heart. It preserves your drink’s temperature (hot or cold) remarkably well. What’s more, you can easily clean this mug in the dishwasher. Extraordinarily elegant, yet simple, this mug is perfect for minimalists. |
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