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How to Train Your Human

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Style: Washed T-shirt

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The Master Planner Collection: How to Train Your Human

For the dog parent who knows exactly who is really in charge! This hilarious, colorful, and highly popular design is perfect for anyone whose dog has them wrapped around their paw. It's the ultimate statement of pet supremacy.

Design Story

This vibrant and witty graphic features an adorable, mischievous-looking cartoon dog (with the signature bat ears of a Frenchie or Boston Terrier) peeking over a large, mint-green instruction manual. The dog has a sly, knowing smile as he holds the book, which is boldly titled: "HOW TO TRAIN YOUR HUMAN." This design cleverly flips the script on the traditional pet-owner relationship, celebrating the fact that dogs are often the masters of manipulation, using their cuteness to get exactly what they want. It’s a clean, funny, and instantly appealing piece for dog lovers everywhere.

 

Key Features

Feature Description Benefit
Universal Humor Relatable joke about dogs being the boss of the house. Appeals to all dog owners, regardless of breed.
Mischievous Design Features a cartoon dog with a clever, engaging expression. Eye-catching and encourages immediate sharing and comment.
High Gifting Appeal Perfect for new puppy owners, dog trainers, and birthdays. A guaranteed conversation starter and ice-breaker.
Vibrant Colors Uses appealing, clean colors (mint green and deep gray). Looks fantastic on a wide variety of merchandise.

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Available Products

Item Material / Specs Why It’s Irresistible
Unisex Tee 100% ringspun cotton · Classic fit The perfect shirt to wear while your dog is executing a new command (on you).
Soft Pajamas Lightweight cotton blend · Relaxed fit Great for lounging while your dog plots the next phase of your training.
Ceramic Mug Durable Ceramic (11 oz or 15 oz) For the morning when you need coffee after realizing you’ve been thoroughly trained.
Bookmark Heavy-duty cardstock or magnet A funny accessory for human books, reminding you who the real intellectual is.

 

Perfect For

  • Dog Parents & Enthusiasts: Anyone who proudly admits their dog runs the household.

  • Humor Fans: People who love witty, self-aware pet humor and cartoon illustrations.

  • New Puppy Owners: A great lighthearted gift to welcome them to their new training regimen.

Care Instructions

  • Apparel (Tee & Pajamas): Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low.

  • Ceramic Mug: Dishwasher and microwave safe.


 Our Washed Shirt is the perfect blend of relaxed style and easy comfort. Designed with a pre-washed finish, it feels like your favorite worn-in tee but looks polished enough for any occasion. Whether you're dressing up with chinos or keeping it casual with jeans, this shirt is your go-to layer for a laid-back yet put-together vibe.

We provide high-quality products with a variety of sizes and colors, helping you easily coordinate your outfits for any occasion. Regardless of gender or situation, the shirt will bring you comfort and personality.

- Lived-In Softness – Pre-washed for a comfortable, broken-in feel right from the first wear.

- Breathable & Lightweight – Perfect for all-day wear, season after season.

 

- Versatile Styling – Roll up the sleeves for a relaxed look or tuck it in for a smarter outfit.

-Timeless Colors – From classic stonewashed blue to muted neutrals, made to match everything.

 

Product details:
Material: Cotton
Lay flat to dry
Do not bleach
Machine wash cold

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  • Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, sizes of items listed in descriptions are approximate and actual size may vary slightly.
  • Due to the manufacturing process, alignment of images may vary slightly.

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