The Dinner Watch Collection: Every Bite You Take

For the Bulldog parent who can't eat a single thing in peace! This hilarious and instantly recognizable design captures the intense, unwavering food focus of a Bulldog, making it the perfect gift for any dog lover with a persistent beggar in the house.

Design Story

This clever graphic features a highly detailed, intense black-and-white sketch of an English Bulldog's wrinkled face, placed strategically at the top of the design. Its eyes are fixed directly on the viewer, setting the scene for the text below. The quote, a parody of The Police's classic song, reads: "EVERY SNACK YOU MAKE, EVERY MEAL YOU BAKE, EVERY BITE YOU TAKE, I'LL BE WATCHING YOU." The combination of the Bulldog's expressive, persistent stare and the witty phrase perfectly sums up the life of a pet owner who shares a kitchen with a determined, food-motivated companion.

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Perfect For

• English/British Bulldog Parents: An accurate and hilarious depiction of their dog's personality.

• Dog Lovers: Appeals to anyone who has a pet that follows them around the house, especially at mealtime.

• Witty Gift Givers: Excellent for birthdays, housewarmings, or for a new pet owner.

Care Instructions

• Apparel (Tee & Apron): Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low to protect the print.

• Ceramic Mug: Dishwasher and microwave safe.

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Awesome fit This unisex t-shirt is super comfy and soft. Want to look years younger, hip, and fashionable? Find the size that fits you best, and wear it with your favorite jeans or shorts Unique design Show off our unique fashion style with our funny, inspirational unisex t-shirt. Great gift ideas Give it to your beloved ones or get one for yourself. You will love the soft feel and want to wear it all day long.

Product details: Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton, or composition (96% cotton, 4% spandex) for maximum comfortable stretch. Products will be automatically fulfilled with existing materials to optimize production and delivery time to customers. Machine wash cold     Lay flat to dry     No bleach     Disclaimer Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images. Due to the manufacturing process, sizes of items listed in descriptions are approximate and actual size may vary slightly. Due to the manufacturing process, alignment of images may vary slightly

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